“We didn’t just come up with an expensive Magic 8-ball. It really is just physics. All we have done is taken some good ol’ excavating logic from mining, logging and demo ingenuity and applied them to some laws of physics like; gravity, slope and level to come up with the magic JohnnyBall. Laws of nature never change once they are discovered. What moves dirt is good ol’ horsepower, weight and JohnnyBall level.”

Do you get it?

—John